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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

HULK SMASH!

watched Hulk ytd...
what can i say?
other than


HULK SMASH!!


p.s : girls please dont watch this show, ull regret it

Jy woosh-ed at 12:11 pm

relax

this blog sure is rotting eh?
so here i am to the rescue! =]

went night biking just the other day, and its dam shoik
minus the bits where we kept getting lost.
yall up for trying it out one of these days when we've all got time?
cause yea...everyone's busy now.
work/school/more work/more school
oh..and army too, how could i forget
BUT!
we'd need a navigator....else...if we DO get lost
we're done for

and if food's the point of interest,
heh heh...i happen to know of some good ones too
its bloody nice...serious!

introducing, Udders
(its just outside United Square, some place at novena. Jyf's di-pan)
a heck of a nice ice-cream place...
selling the normal flavours...
and
wait for it...
Bailey's flavoured ones too!
along with some other alcoholic types


ok..gota go out for a while..so ill leave yall with this song,
yes im an uncle...listening to old school songs


Vienna, Billy Joel

Slow down you crazy child
You're so ambitious for a juvenile
But then if you're so smart tell me why
Are you still so afraid?
Where's the fire, what's the hurry about?
You better cool it off before you burn it out
You got so much to do and only
So many hours in a day

But you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old
You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through
When will you realize...Vienna waits for you

Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time
Although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight (tonight)
Too bad but it's the life you lead
You're so ahead of yourself
That you forgot what you need
Though you can see when you're wrong
You know you can't always see when you're right(you're right)

You got your passion you got your pride
But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?
Dream on but don't imagine they'll all come true
When will you realize
Vienna waits for you

Slow down you crazy child
Take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while
It's alright you can afford to lose a day or two
When will you realize...
Vienna waits for you.

And you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old
You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through

Why don't you realize...Vienna waits for you
When will you realize...Vienna waits for you






Jy- WHooooOOOOSH!

Jy woosh-ed at 11:56 am

Thursday, February 21, 2008

MORE funny stuff

here's MORE funny stuff...this actually cracked me up quite a lot...
and man..it sucks being sick...
its already been 4days, and i've yet to recover..ah well
just gota slp more i guess=]

Top 40 Funny Foreign Signs=]

40. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

39. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

38. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

37. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

36. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

35. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.

34. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

33. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

32. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

31. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

30. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

29. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

28. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

27. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

26. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

25. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

24. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

23. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

22. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

21. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

20. In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

19. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

18. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such things, please do not read notis.

17. In a Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

16. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

15. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.

14. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

13. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

12. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

11. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

10. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

9. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

8. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

7. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

6. From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

5. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

4. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

3. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable.

2. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.

1. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Jy woosh-ed at 6:05 pm

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

=]

sorry bout the long absence...bt anyways..been kinda busy working and all...

bt one of the few things i've realised..is that working....is really a bitch..

its like all the time in school...i kind of dreaded it...thinking it was such a bore and stuff..

bt once work began...jeeze..its a whole new thing..

anyways..that aside..

how bout that long overdue outing?

or are we all too busy with work/other stuff?

have fun with this thing i found whilst surfing around for "useless inventions" =]


TOP 24 Things You'd Never Know Without The Movies

24. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

23. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

22. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

21. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

20. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

19. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

18. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

17. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

16. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

15. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of Wembley Stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

13. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

12. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

11. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

10. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

9. An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

8. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

7. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

4. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

3. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war - unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

2. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade -- at any time of the year.

Jy woosh-ed at 6:01 pm

Friday, January 25, 2008

example of a stupid convo

my guardian angel XD 片翼の天使 says:
oh my
my guardian angel XD 片翼の天使 says:
nasa detected human like figures on mars
so easy..my grandmother also can do says:
-.-
so easy..my grandmother also can do says:
scarecrows?
so easy..my grandmother also can do says:
farmers put them there
my guardian angel XD 片翼の天使 says:
mars leh lol
my guardian angel XD 片翼の天使 says:
the soil cant even grow catus
so easy..my grandmother also can do says:
mars farmers
so easy..my grandmother also can do says:
they grow mars bars
my guardian angel XD 片翼の天使 says:
LOL
so easy..my grandmother also can do says:
haha..this is a stupid convo..what the hell am i saying

Jy woosh-ed at 9:46 pm

Thursday, January 24, 2008

record high.

112 words

free Touch typing



:D :D :D

this is after i challenged my brother! truth is, i only reached 90words/min when i challenged him :( got fed up, tried again, and woahhh record high.

i'm a geniyous woops.

xoxo,
miny.

Jy woosh-ed at 11:14 pm

i'm a typing genius!

hello all! it's the giant MINY snail here :D
i suspect mister virus here made me post just so that i will type harmocs*cks :( :( :(
whatever haha.

anyway anyway. i'm a typing genius (if you didn't realise from the title already ahem)!!

104 words

Touch Typing online



tada! :D you may all bow now and i'll grant you 3words/sec haha!

OH! i suppose results are coming out for you little snails soon ya? soon like NEXT WEEK seeing how O's are out today? ALL THE BEST EVERYONE! i almost msged leejieying on msn today wanting to ask her how's her result when i realised, it's O's not A's zzz.

wei. somebody, revive this green space!! if not, write something here as an excuse to delete that lil' sleepingslippers ahem. hahaha.

i'm not evil(:

come NUS people! join nursing and be my junior once again! :D

xoxo,
miny.

Jy woosh-ed at 10:50 pm

Monday, January 07, 2008

dreams

1. One-third of your lives is spent sleeping.

2. In an average lifetime, you would have spent a total of about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2,100 days spent in a different realm!

3. Dreams have been here as long as mankind. Back in the Roman Era, striking and significant dreams were submitted to the Senate for analysis and interpretation.

4. Everybody dreams. EVERYBODY! Simply because you do not remember your dream does not mean that you do not dream.

5. Dreams are indispensable. A lack of dream activity can mean protein deficiency or a personality disorder.

6. We dream on average of one or two hours every night. And we often even have 4-7 dreams in one night.

7. Blind people do dream. Whether visual images will appear in their dream depends on whether they where blind at birth or became blind later in life. But vision is not the only sense that constitutes a dream. Sounds, tactility, and smell become hypersensitive for the blind and their dreams are based on these senses.

8. Five minutes after the end of the dream, half the content is forgotten. After ten minutes, 90% is lost.

9. The word dream stems from the Middle English word, dreme which means "joy" and "music".

10. Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.

11. Studies have shown that our brain waves are more active when we are dreaming than when we are awake.

12. Dreamers who are awakened right after REM sleep, are able to recall their dreams more vividly than those who slept through the night until morning.

13. Physiologically speaking, researchers found that during dreaming REM sleep, males experience erections and females experience increased vaginal blood flow - no matter what the content of the dream. In fact, "wet dreams" may not necessarily coincide with overtly sexual dream content.

14. People who are giving up smoking have longer and more intense dreams.

15. Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They do not appear in their own dreams until the age of 3 or 4.

16. If you are snoring, then you cannot be dreaming.

17. Nightmares are common in children, typically beginning at around age 3 and occurring up to age 7-8.

18. In a poll, 67% of Americans have experienced Deja Vu in their dreams, occurring more often in females than males.

19. Around 3% of adults suffer from sleep apnea. This treatable condition leads to unexplained tiredness and inefficiency.


i tried looking under the "what food symbolizes in dreams" part....
bt apparently...they dont have prata..which is what ive been dreaming bout..hahaa

anyways..these were taken off this site... http://www.dreammoods.com/dreaminformation/dreamfacts.htm
found it when surfing @ pw's blog...kinda cool...reading all the strange things these ppl can come up with to try and interpret dreams..
anyways..im off...watch some drama-.-

can u believe it? ME..watching a drama...HAHAHA

Jy woosh-ed at 2:44 pm

Friday, January 04, 2008

pics

enjoy....=]








-Jy
music: On Wings of Lead, Bleeding Through

Jy woosh-ed at 3:31 pm