Wednesday, May 17, 2006
reasons to join guitar club(by jy...lolz)
15 Reasons again....15 Reasons Guitars Are Better Than Boyfriends
01. Your guitar doesn't try to get into your pants 24/7.
02. Guitars don't whine and cry like a baby unless you step on the pedal.
03. If you're drunk, you can sit with your guitar without it making a move on you.
04. Guitars don't show off around girls unless they are in the hands of a guy (who of course is showing off for the girls).
05. Ugly guitars don't gravitate toward you when you walk around the store.
06. Your guitar doesn't get mad if you play around with another guitar.
07. You don't have to settle for a guitar that looks ugly but sounds great. You can have both.
08. You also don't have to settle for a good looking, crappy sounding guitar. You can have both.
09. Guitars dont brag about how long they are... you know the neck...
10. Your guitar doesn't get mad if you are too tired to play it.
11. A guitar that has never been played before will not diappoint you.
12. You don't have to worry about your guitar looking at other girls.
13. Your guitar doesnt get horny if you stick it in your lap.
14. Guitars don't grab your ass if you're not into PDA.
15. Guitars let you play them long and hard until you are ready to be finished.
7 and 8 are similar...ran out of ideas...
15 Reasons
Here are 15 reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:
01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double neck guitars are not.
08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!
lolz...these were taken frm my frenz blog...i found em hilarious..so decided to convince yall 2 join guitar club as well...=] with me + ts + yien(me being jy la..duh)
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SEXISTS! SEXISTS damnit!
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