Monday, June 26, 2006
e other jy again
JYong here again. 2nd post 4 e day! anw here is a joke i rmb hearing in taiwan...
3 men n their wives die in a horrible car crash
Customs officer in hell : Tell me abt e gd n bad things u haf done.
Man 1 : i've cheated on my wife b4...
Customs officer : ok, i'll let u go 2 heaven, but u must cycle there.
*man disappears*
Customs officer : ok, i'll let u go 2 heaven, but u must cycle there.
Man 2 : i've done nth gd or bad in my life.
Customs officer : ok, i'll let u go 2 heaven, but u must drive there.
*man disappears*
Customs officer in hell : Tell me abt e gd n bad things u haf done.
Man 3 : i've done lots of gd things.
Customs officer : ok, u shall go 2 heaven, n i'll gif u a limousine n a chaffeur 2 go there.
*man disappears*
At e end of e day, all 3 men have reached heaven. man 1 and 2 were very happy to be in heaven, but only man 3 looked gloomy n sad. Now, e qn is why was e 3rd man so sad? Use ur brains, be creative, tink outta e box!
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Got it? Nvm keep tinking...
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Aiya, still haven't get it arh? Nvm i'll tell u. tt's bcos man 3 saw his wife cycling up 2 heaven!!! get e joke? haha
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