Wednesday, June 14, 2006
random nonsense
hello there...=] jy here again...wellz since leejy complained e blog's dying/rottin,,im here 2 de-rot it with my random nonsense again.=]so ya..some stuff tt happened recently...wellz for 1 thing..a couple of snails decided 2 go on holiday and leave the rest of us behind...but if i aint wrong..those snails overseas are prob gonna be back by this thurs? so...if u wanna know wad those snails did overseas...u gona hav2 ask em to post the pics they took of their holidays up. and me...well..since im running outta crap 2 say...ill juz say im gona be feelin a lil sad in e days 2 come..."why?" u ask?
coz my beloved da-jie is going backpackin somewhere in europe..think shes startin with switzerland..(i cant spell it properly) and then shes gona travel arnd from there...so wads tt gotta do with being sad? well...shes gona be gone for 3+weeks..seems wierd but i think im actually gona miss her a lil ...bt well the house sure is gona be a lot more quiet without her arnd..no more crappin and lamin with..and oso cant gang up with her 2 bully my other sister..LOLZ...kk..evil brother u think..bt dun brothers exist 2 bully sisters? oh wellz..better nt let her read this blog..else she gona find out i miss her a lil..den i sure DIE...yall keep quiet oso okies? shiiiish...*finger on lipz*
and cheers to those snails who managed 2 crawl back safely 2 singapore..always amazes me how they can crawl so darn fast...i mean..it like takes a plane 4-5hrs flight? frm thailand/taiwan/where-eva....and those darn snails manage 2 do it in e same amount of time..*clapz* congrats snails for breakin e world snail land speed record..!!!
oh ya..btw..our lost snail linghui suggests we go iceskatin..for another outing...so pls place votes in comment box/tagbrd..on when 2 hold e outing...
p.s
(its prob gonnna hav2 be soon..since last week every1 gonna be muggin like mad..those muggers out there..u know who u are..eh? woosh..hope yall oso post some random crap here...DUN LET E BLOG DIE..) whoosh=]
p.s.s (these were kop-ed frm my sisterz blog)
more random facts
for those of u who ever wondered how snails reproduce..well they're hermaphroditic (having both male and female reproductive organs) and they LAY EGGZ
so in other words, no matter how gross it sounds, they can mate with themselves although it is preferred that they mate with another snail ( thank god). its like they have a gender problem their whole lives. sad cases...
so u can imagine this situation
day1:
snail: ooo.. that one looks hot!! maybe i'll be male today.
day2:
same snail: now isn't that a hottie.. guess its female for me today...
oh and guess what? Snails have an extensive mating ritual which involves circling around, and then riding up to each other.They touch each other with their foot, tentacles and genital organs.
This takes usually about an hour, the actual mating can easily last eight hours. haha.. so that's what's happening other than chewing on grass and moving at 0.1 m/hr. so happening!
okiez..enuf crappin for now..else ill get beaten up soon...but there..some random crap bout snails..(if u didnt know..carcol=snail)
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