Sunday, July 16, 2006
stuff im gona crap bout
like e post suggests...u can tell wad the followin post is gona be bout..so if u dun wanna read crap..like ignore this post, scroll down..and continue with readin the other posts. p.s..this is gona be 1 LONG POST...so 4giv meokies..for starters..stuff tt happened ytd...early in e morning..woke up and went with me sis 2 toapayoh to go exercise a lil..me? i went 2 meet jyf (superwoman) and my sis went went 2 the gym with my cuz. ya..like said..superwoman is well...super..she suggested we ran 12rnds..i mean some of yall might say like..."so? 12rnds no big deal wad..small stuff" but F.Y.I i aint fit..in fact..im VERI unfit..unfit as the word unfit suggests..so i ran../tried 2 run with her...but @ bout e 8-9 round..i started dying..and she? she juz ran along..as though she juz began..like no diff in her pace la..i was like..woah..is she some machine? but who knows..den when i crawled to the 10th rnd..i died..and started walkin....den the rest of e remanining 2rnds was a combination of run/walk..and guess wad jyf was doing..ya u guessed right..she was RUNNING...@ the same pace...sheesh xia..shes PrO..duno how she does it..so ya..now yall gona start sayin stuff like..kao..jy ure pathetic man..cant even run 12rnds? but hey..like said above=] im unfit...onli thing i can prob do is..slp=] so yea..lolz..
so after e run...erm..wad did we do? OH..ya..showered and met pw @ longjohn's...least we were supposed 2 meet her there...so we decided 2 wait arnd a lil for her 2 come b4 we started eatin..juz when we suggested we wait..i got a msg frm pw sayin "ill be late..cant find my notes"..so.LOLZ..nvm..we ate 1st..den my cuz and sister turns up and i pass em e coupons for burger king so they could eat @ interchange. den juz for fun..=] heh heh..i ask pw if she knows where longjohn's is and hey! she knows its @ 1st floor of entertainment centre..but like said..juz 4 fun...=] i psycho her..tellin her "eh u sure u ij girl not? long john is on e 5th floor la..! " onli prob is...there is NO 5th floor in toapayoh entertainment centre..LOLZ!!! so i told jyf wad i msg-ed pw and made a lil bet with her whether pw would believe wad i said...she said "no" and i said..."she prob will"...LOLZ...turns out...she did..AHHAHA..SRRY PW=] coz as we found out later..pw reali did take e escalator up to the highest floor but saw no longjohn's up there...SRRY!=]
so..lolz..after we met pw @ courts..went arnd hunting for a spot 2 mug (oh..pw onli met us 2 mug coz she didnt wana run though me+jyf tried persuadin her 2 come running with us..but she refused..lolz..nvm..we WILL succeed to drag her along nex time..)...so mugged/crapped the day away with those 2 snails..and WOW i actually managed 2 complete bout half of my homewrk..the other half..im doing now..so tt oso means im supposed 2 be doing hw now instead of bloggin..but im bored of lit so ya..im bloggin=].
oh i 4got..i noticed something bout jyf tt i duno if yall noticed or not....okies..here goes..do yall noticed tt we hav NEVA seen jyf with her hair down?? coz its like after we showered and were sittin @ longjohn's waitin for pw..i noticed her hair didnt look wet..den i asked if she even showered not..she said she didnt wash her hair..den its like"eh..i dun remb seein u with ur hair down lei" eh wait... come 2 think of it.."ive NEVER seen u with ur hair down"..she..*laughs* but oh wells..nvm..carcol..we will take a pic of her some day with her hair down k? can send e pic 2 melb 2 our lost snail=]
oh..went jackson centre again 2day with the family 4 dinner and sadly...the food standards aint as gd as when i went there with jy. mayb its like the food standards increase as it gets later? who knows...but ya..this means that carcol, if we eva going jackson centre 2 eat..its gona hav2 be supper..not dinner..lolz.=]
okies..now for e crappy part..
a lil story with morals in it..u know those stories? ya..those..k here goes
there was once a kid( young kid) and his dad and they were dam poor...so its like this kid took some exam in pri sch and he did pathetically..like failed everything..meanin he passed nothing la..duh..so k..this kid has something for marbles k? asin he LOVES em, but since they're poor they cant afford much, much less marbles..so his dad makes him a deal.."son, if u do well for ur PSLE, ill giv u a red marble"...so e kid MUGs like mad and for his PSLE, he got amazing results, so like promised, his dad gives him a red marble. the kid being super happy, asks his dad..
son: "dad? if i do well for my nex exam...can i hav another red marble?"
dad: ... "sure"
time comes and goes..O levels now..and the son mugs...gets straight A's and like promised, he gets e red marble frm his father. but now he asks his dad
son: "dad? since i studied so much harder for this exam, can i hav 2 red marbles?"
dad: "no son, as promised, i would onli giv u 1 red marble..so 1 red marble it is"
son: "ok..but for the nex exam, if i do well..can i hav another red marble? "
dad: "no problem"
time comes and goes...A levels now...same thing..son mugs..gets like perfect A's again..and like promised, he gets 1 red marble frm his father.
son: "dad? since this exam was so much harder then e rest and i studied like carzi for it...can i hav 2red marbles instead of 1?"
dad: "no son..as promised..i would onli giv u 1 red marble...so 1 red marble it is"
son: "ok...but for e nex exam, if i do well again...can i hav another red marble? "
dad: "no problem"
time flies...son goes overseas to some college..aces his university exams. onli diff now is that his father is stricken with some illness and in hospital, son flies back to see his dad. and as usual he gets 1 red marble.
son: "dad..this exam was nothing like e previous 1s...can i hav juz 1 more red marble for my efforts?"
dad: "son........?" and then dies...
THE END
okies...now yall like wondering...so wad e hell was e moral???????
and ill tell u now...
the moral of e story is?
dun waste ur time readin stupid stories...
-Jy
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