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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Jy dosent reali like maths...LoLz

okies..its me again..and ive got nonsense 2 share..had a look @ some1's blog recently and tot this was pretty funny..so im here 2 chuck it up for yall 2 read..and minyuan..yea..ive been slpin kinda early these few days=] duno why like 4eva slpy(but hey..slping is fun)

The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words. Here goes..

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classics: A book that everyone praises but no one reads.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

oh and btw..ytd i ate tons k?(swensens fishNchips, 1/4 a grilled chicken and bananasplit) den when i went home 2 weigh meself..guess WAD? i GAINED WEIGHT!! YAY!!!...2kg in fact..and i was 56kg..=] great improvement..so there i was tellin ppl on msn how i finally gained weight...onli prob is..when i woke this morning...juz for fun i decided 2 weigh meself again...and guess wad.....i was 54kg "=.=.....2kg flew away frm me...sheesh...so much for weight gain...sighz...oh well..=]

so yea...lolz..heres a lil of something tt i juz thought bout...when thinking of nonsence..

okies..: if pun rhymes with bun and nun, wad do u call a bun eating punning nun? (if u didnt get tt...its e same as a nun whos eating a bun and likes 2 pun)..so yea..coz i tot of an answer..and e answer is???????????


ans: a nun...duh..coz shes e same fella..juz tt shes eating a bun, and tt punning is her thing...HAHAHA..kk..back 2 maths..=]




music: Metor, T.M Revolution(its a gundam song if yall didnt know)

-Jy

Jy woosh-ed at 2:00 pm

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